Earplug Horror

South Bank Lagoon - Brisbane
Gearing up to leave the beautiful city of Brisbane today and fly to Cairns, where I shall embrace a sunny 26C day at my resort-style hostel, or so the brochures promise me.
The picture from above is Brisbane's answer to being one of the few Australian cities without a beach in the middle of it. When you don't have a beach readily available here, you make one. Hence- the lagoon. The water was freezing and when I was there, only a few Kiwi's were brave enough to wade in it.
I've officially started the beginning of three solid months of backpacking. Dorm life, labeling my food, carrying my shower sachet around - it's all back. My earplugs are a staple for me while traveling. They work so well, especially if no one steals them and hids them from you. However, these seemingly innocuous orange plugs harbour a fair amount of danger. In Calgary, I woke up on one occasion with a very dry mouth. For whatever reason (and the logic that accompanies 5am thoughts) I did a lifesaving style finger sweep of my mouth and produced two soggy earplugs from the depths of the oral cavity, lodged in the corner! So last night I fell asleep with one in my right ear and one in my hand. At the dangerous hour of 5am I was awakened by a strange sensation in my mouth. I had just dreamt that I had been holding this one grape for hours and it was high time that I ate it. I woke up as soon as it was in my mouth. I only have one 'fresh' set left and if I don't eat them, they should last me until Whitney can (please) replenish my stock out in Asia.

3 Comments:
try using marsh mellows as substitute for ear plugs! similar size, better taste, although hiding problem might not be solved further than September anyway...
Cute. Very funny. If they were marshmallows I'd NEVER find them if they were stolen...they would be history.
I'm still laughing at this and I first read your post a week ago. Perhaps you should try eating a snack before bed. Just a suggestion.
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